truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
I asked my brother what Jesus was doing in his fridge and he said “just chillin”
(Source: fiestamelons)
LOOK YOU GUYS I FOUND IT I AM PROUD OF MYSELF
Where Disney movies are set
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
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when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
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h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
(Source: katelizabeth)
this is actually so true
preach
She is so sweet ♡
