truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.